Sleep Apnea, Sleep Disorders, CPAP, BiPAP - Help Me Breath

I am an internet marketing guy by trade, I have been for 12 years or so. This makes me obsessed with web stats, more importantly, search engine queries. Since my first website, an online journal I mentioned, became #1 for the terms crack whore and sea faring whores, among others, I have become really interested in what real people are really searching for. Its usually surprising, and often times really humorous. The reason I mention this is because I have been getting a lot of traffic from people typing pantyhose mask in to Google. I can only imagine why people are searching for that. I use a pantyhose mask to fasten my face mask on at night to keep a decent seal, something makes me think this isnt the main reason people are typing panty hose mask in to Google. I can only hope that its in fact some fetish people are into and not a slew of potential bank robbers. Either way it probably can’t be used as a Wisconsin criminal defense.

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I would make a horrible scientist. First of all I seem to be incapable of thinking in a linear fashion. Second of all, I am unable to conduct an experiment properly. I was walking to work today trying to remember vocab words from science class, the only two I could come up with were “control group” and “mode”. I slept so poorly the night before, and I was so tired yesterday, I thought well maybe I’m getting bad sleep and the medication is wiping me out the next day.

So last night I mad the decision to only take an ativan before bed. Of course, right before bed, I popped and ativan, then half a ambien and decided to spray down and try my full face mask that has been screwing my face up. So, short story long, I slept even worse last night and I was so tired I could barely get out of bed this morning, I don’t know if it was the ambien, ativan, or the fact that I was so paranoid about my skin breaking out from the full face mask, I put it on too loosely and it leaked and woke me up 5 every minutes.

Like I said, great scientist. I am exhausted and I know nothing more than I did, maybe even less. So I popped an adderall XR with my breakfast. I only had one, but I was saving it for a day I really needed it. I fell asleep at my desk yesterday for 30 mins, so I figured today – I need it.

This weekend I will experiment on the days I can sleep in. I will become a better scientist—and less of a pharmacist (which I’m not good at either)

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