May 27

I am an internet marketing guy by trade, I have been for 12 years or so. This makes me obsessed with web stats, more importantly, search engine queries. Since my first website, an online journal I mentioned, became #1 for the terms crack whore and sea faring whores, among others, I have become really interested in what real people are really searching for. Its usually surprising, and often times really humorous. The reason I mention this is because I have been getting a lot of traffic from people typing pantyhose mask in to Google. I can only imagine why people are searching for that. I use a pantyhose mask to fasten my face mask on at night to keep a decent seal, something makes me think this isnt the main reason people are typing panty hose mask in to Google. I can only hope that its in fact some fetish people are into and not a slew of potential bank robbers. Either way it probably can’t be used as a Wisconsin criminal defense.

Mar 17

I’ve been busy lately. Well, I think I have. I have been enjoying a slight increase in energy and trying to do something other than sit on the couch or in front of my computer. I go through phases of how much I feel like interacting and producing on the web. Currently I am back in my “Why bother doing anything that isn’t making me money” phase. That includes posting on this blog.

I am really wanting to get things up and running on the freelance tip. I am so sick of watching companies waste their money on bullshit overpriced internet marketing. I could easily live off the monthly billing of 3 of our clients, and do ten times the job for them. I guess its not going to just fall in my lap.

The IRS crap is stressing me out as well, I need to get some things done before I can move on. I’ve had my head in the sand for the past 5 years and I think Im going to suffocate completely if I don’t pull it out soon.

Glad to see Moby is back in it. Check out the mashup from his new album. I would give my left nut to be at SXSW in Austin right now.

Idiot spammers are still trying to get comments and trackback on here. Morons, I was a spammer for 8 years, you think I am not going to protect myself? Move on.

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